Dr. Shamrock
Age: 31
Height: 5'9"
Graduated: Plunkett Medical Correspondence School (barely)
Favourite medical tool: Heart-listening dealie
Fun fact: Takes practising medicine seriously; He's never actually stopped 'practising'
Nurse Gilda
Age: 37
Height: 5'8"
Graduated: Henderson College of Nursing and Receptionisting
Favourite office tool: Handy subpoena organizer
Fun fact: Memorized the phone numbers of every malpractice attorney in North America